Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Facebook Wars: Guerlain and Sexual Identity


Facebook Wars: Guerlain and Sexual Identity

To call Guerlain’s KissKiss Gold and Diamonds lipstick the most expensive lipstick in the world may be a mistake. Sure, it’s priced at $62,000 USD, more than some houses. Sure, it comes in fifteen shades hand-selected by renowned French makeup artist Olivier Echaudemaison. Really, though, it’s the luxurious case that makes this lipstick sparkle. Literally.

Most expensive lipstick

A replica of Echaudemaison and designer Herve Van Der Straeten’s original 2005 KissKiss lipstick case, KissKiss Gold and Diamonds is aptly named. It’s made with 110g of solid 18-carat gold and 199 diamonds (2.2 carats in total). The case can even be engraved with your name or a personal message. So precious is this lipstick case that it comes with a black lacquered wooden case in which to store it. Furthermore, it includes a lip brush and black suede pouch. Thankfully, you won’t have to throw the extravagant lipstick case out when you’ve emptied it; it’s refillable.

This isn’t Guerlain’s first lipstick marvel. They’re also known for creating the first automatic lipstick and the first solid lipstick.

The world’s most expensive lipstick kit is only available by private appointment at Guerlain Boutiques at Bergdorf Goodman, Neiman Marcus San Francisco, The Breakers West Palm Beach and Epcot.

This article was taken from here.

The Comment War

It all began with a simple sharing of this darned lipstick. I like Guerlain because my mother and sisters like it too. Simple? Not so, apparently. Real names are used to pinpoint the culprits. Miguel read this when you're 30 and not a second before then.

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 11:01am April 28
You are so gay, Cush.

The red lipstick suits you. *snickers*

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 11:05am April 28
Sorry, I prefer the shade, "nude."

Joy Fortich Fortich
Joy Fortich Fortich at 11:06am April 28
wow. even i dont wear leafstix

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 11:08am April 28
Nude shade suits you. Matches your tan purse.

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 11:08am April 28
Excuse me, that's a butter caramel Birkin (oversized).

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 11:09am April 28
Fortich Fortich: I've moved up from Urban Decay.
(Get it, get it?).

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 11:11am April 28
Oh pardon my ignorance. Goes well with your silk, camel Hermés scarf too.

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 11:35am April 28
I prefer my Cheval Sur Mon Carre, Bali Barret 2006. It's a green horse print.

The first perfume my mom ever gave me was Eau D' Orange Verte. Since then I've preferred citrus scents and Veblen goods.

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 11:37am April 28
*Falls of the chair*

Dushka ka!

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 11:39am April 28
What's a Dushka? I guess you didn't know that I used to design denim and had my own brand while in college.

Stella Torres
Stella Torres at 11:43am April 28
I lurve diamonds, lurve Guerlain... but for that price, I'd rather buy the ticket to Paris and visit the parfumerie itself!

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 11:44am April 28
Stella: Me too. Or rather, I'd buy a car.

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 11:48am April 28
dushka = badushka = bading

Your dragon tattoo is not a good enough smokescreen.

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 11:49am April 28
I'm comfortable with my sexuality. Funnily enough, one of my ex's (****) is spreading around dirt that I have a gay lover.

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 11:52am April 28
Maybe she took your ironic, dry humor seriously.

Daming ganyan.

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 11:55am April 28
Dude, we lived in for more than a year. She was never dry.

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 11:57am April 28
I said you were dry not her... Ah, is that a stab at wit and humor? Sige na nga, papalampasin.

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 11:59am April 28
You know it floored you with it's sexual double entendre.

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 12:03pm April 28
At my age I don't get easily floored. Pero sige na nga, pagbibigyan.

*Tere is floored*

Maricar Serrano
Maricar Serrano at 12:30pm April 28
hmmm....nude, gay lover, never dry, sexual doubles, floored! im done for the week!

thanks urchin!

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 12:32pm April 28
On the other hand she was 36 at the time. Bgek.

Avic Cruz Mendoza
Avic Cruz Mendoza at 12:35pm April 28
wow cush... Now i know.... :)

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 1:11pm April 28
OMGWTFBBQ. To clear things out. I like this shit for my women! Geddemit. Wapoise.

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 1:14pm April 28
PIMPL! *pauso* -- peed in my pants laughing (sick of ROTFL)

Well it's a stupid lipstick. And whoever shells out $62K for that is even dumber. A lipstick is a lipstick is a lipstick.

Kumain ka na lang ng Lips candy. Same effect, sweeth pa.

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 1:15pm April 28
Uhm. I meant for my Woman! FAIL.

Maricar Serrano
Maricar Serrano at 1:19pm April 28
plural makes more sense, dush!

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 1:20pm April 28
Tere, Re: A lipstick is a lipstick x3.

Not if it's Sexytime. Booyah!

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 1:21pm April 28
Haha Dush for Cush... Teresa likes it *insert thumbs up icon*

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 1:22pm April 28
Dush- you wear the lipstick, I'll get the bling.

Maricar Serrano
Maricar Serrano at 1:25pm April 28
best deal for this trade gurl! im with yah! hahaha.....

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 1:29pm April 28
Let's divide the spoils girl. I hope we can gyp Dush into buying that stupid lipstick.

Dush, will you buy us that lipstick purty please? The red will bring out the auburn highlights of your pretty tresses. *bats eyelashes*

Maricar Serrano
Maricar Serrano at 1:32pm April 28
for sweeter hmmmmwahs, dush.... *wink...wink*...

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 1:36pm April 28
Dushinang buhay 'to oo.

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 1:37pm April 28
PIMPL!

Maricar Serrano
Maricar Serrano at 1:38pm April 28
bgek!

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 1:39pm April 28
Matira matibay. Tere join BGEK! (TM).

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 1:43pm April 28
Bgek? - I have yet to hear how that sounds in person. Okay, I will humor you. Bgek.

The only way that stupid lipstick will get my vote is if it can double as a diamond peel wand.

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 1:46pm April 28
... or it can be used as a semaphore sa sobrang kinang...

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 1:46pm April 28
Tere: That's a standard feature. It also doubles as a Wifi Hub. The reception is diamond.

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 1:48pm April 28
Okay Agent 007. Konti na lang, justified na ang $62K

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 1:48pm April 28
...Or it can pay off our national debt!

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 1:52pm April 28
...Or it can make the woman be 'a beauty to be revealed; and a princess taking part of an epic adventure.'

Maricar Serrano
Maricar Serrano at 1:53pm April 28
FAIL!
thats loose change for the moled midget...

make her join bgek...we need the funds!
... Read More
u got some serious lipsticks to buy!

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 1:55pm April 28
Moled Midget. Haha EPIC. Makes our president sound like a Mexican dish redux.

Maricar Serrano
Maricar Serrano at 1:56pm April 28
yes your royal dushkin!

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 1:56pm April 28
Haha that sounds so gay, Dush.

I don't agree on the lipstick paying for our national debt. It's a waste of a pretty thing. Yung mga fugly politicos na lang ipambayad natin for that.

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 2:00pm April 28
Since we're on the topic of Veblen goods. What bag/purse do you guys lust for anyhow? Isa, isa lang ha.

Maricar Serrano
Maricar Serrano at 2:00pm April 28
but...but...but...the plan is to lace the purty lipztix with fatal potion! the moled midget will drop dead, head first! its a bgek plan hun!

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 2:08pm April 28
Carlerm: Dude, you lost me. Let's just discuss pretty things first. I'm a lover not a fighter (palibhasa nasa Hong Kong ka at galit na galit mga kababayan natin diyan).

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 2:10pm April 28
Pwede ang plan na yan for the moled midget.

Dush, I will only approve of the $62T if the lipstick stays on for life.

Next question please- I don't buy Veblen goods. It's for the insecure and shallow.

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 2:11pm April 28
Tere: Yeah right. You don't have any Gucci, Cartier, Prada, etc... in your closet? Nagseseminar tayo naka Gucci ka pa eh.
Veblen your face!

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 2:21pm April 28
Donations lang yun sa kin. Isa akong dukha.

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 2:22pm April 28
Apir! Ako rin. Love me and feed me...and for God's sake clothe me. (A Knight's Tale reference).

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 2:25pm April 28
Apir- hindi ko alam kung matatawa ko dahil tunog dushka ka o dahil napaka 70s ng term na ito. PIMPL.

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 2:29pm April 28
Kailan ba tayo ipinanganak aber?

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 2:29pm April 28
Batsi na tayo, may dumadating na parak.

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 2:33pm April 28
1977. May point ang dushka.

Sige, mahirap nang mahuli ng mga pigoy. Batsi na, repapips.

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 2:33pm April 28
OMGWTFBBQ!

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 2:34pm April 28
At ano naman yang pautot na yan?!?

Maricar Serrano
Maricar Serrano at 2:43pm April 28
hahaha....pagdating sa edad, bilis sumibat ang dush bgek gang! ayos!

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 2:43pm April 28
Thanks for the PM. I'm a proponent of the Bgek Ideology even before it was born.

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 2:46pm April 28
Maricar- baka bumatsi para mag diamond peel gamit ang Guerlain lipstick (nang di mahalata ang edad).

Maricar Serrano
Maricar Serrano at 2:48pm April 28
hahaha...clever and purty girl!

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 2:49pm April 28
Carlerm and Tere: Go get a room.

Maricar Serrano
Maricar Serrano at 2:50pm April 28
shut up u dush!

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 2:56pm April 28
And satisfy your fantasies? I'm not falling for that ploy, Dush.

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 2:58pm April 28
Don't forget these key words sweetie: Guerlain’s KissKiss Gold and Diamonds lipstick. Winner take all.

Maricar Serrano
Maricar Serrano at 3:00pm April 28
i wont mind kissin a girl for that! did i win???? did i? DID I?

;) :p

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 3:07pm April 28
Carlerm: It must be consensual and on .AVI format; ala Mocha.

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 3:59pm April 28
Hello? *tumbleweed passes by.*

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 4:11pm April 28
Hahaha may tumbleweed ka pang nalalaman. Very Western film.

Panibagong usapan naman- sabihin mo sa madla ang paborito mong sapatos- Stiletto o ballet flats?

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 4:12pm April 28
Alpombra. I thank you.

Maricar Serrano
Maricar Serrano at 4:15pm April 28
liar! u loved my "fuck me"pumps!!!

tried it on and walked around....wearing lipstick and all....

u were sexeh!

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 4:16pm April 28
Sigh.

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 4:21pm April 28
Dushkang dushka

Maricar Serrano
Maricar Serrano at 4:22pm April 28
planggana!!!

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 4:26pm April 28
I just realized, both of you are 'baklang babae.'
Strip. Now. Prove you're not.

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 4:35pm April 28
Matagal na kong out, Dush. High school pa lang. At 4 pa lang ako, tanggap na ng mga magulang ko ang pagka-bakla ko.

May nickname pa ko nung HS, pero hindi ko sasabihin. Sabihin na lang nating ang inspirasyon ay isa sa mga awitin ng VST.

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 4:36pm April 28
Strip ka diyan. Bakla ako, hindi uto-uto.

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 4:49pm April 28
Nosebleed.

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 4:51pm April 28
Pahiram ko sa 'yo pink pashmina ko, na sa kasalukuyang nakabalabal sa king ulo.

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 4:52pm April 28
Ano ka? Lamp? Hindi ka naman magpapatalo eh, halika rito, 'let's kiss and make up.'

Ahehe. Make up.

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 4:59pm April 28
ROTFL.

Ayaw mo maniwala? Ikaw ang pumunta dito- lahat kasi ng AC vents nakatapat sa ulunan namin kaya ilang araw nang may naka balabal sa ulo ko. Matalino kasi nag-design ng opisina.

Sa di sinasadyang pagkakataon, napauso ko ang "Jihad Chic".

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 5:13pm April 28
I have a blood brother named Jihad, he's not a chic. Kindly switch back to English so our foreign readership may relate. Mahina kita--lugi negosyo.

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 5:21pm April 28
Ah ganun ba? Sige, i-pagpag ang P500 sa computer nang lumakas ang benta.

Umamin ka, ikaw ang hindi marunong managalog kaya gusto mong bumalik tayo sa wikang banyaga. Akala ko ba ang idelohiya ng Bgek ay para sa mga tunay na multi-lingual, at hindi lamang "code switching"? Sige, para sa yo, titigil na kong magsalita sa 'ting katutubong wika.

*Switches back to English mode*

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 5:57pm April 28
Binibining Ibañez, ukol sa iyong pananaw, masasabi ko na hindi makatuwiran ang iyong ipinapahiwatig. Bagama't sa Ika-limang baitang ng mababang paaralan ng Ateneo de Manila ko lamang natutunan ang wikang pambansa--ikinalulugod kong ipagmalaki na kahit paano lumalalim ang batis ng aking kaalaman ukol sa salita ng aking mga ninuno (puwera ang mga ... Read Moreaking ninunong Tsino na nagtiyagang makipagsapalaran at magnegosyo dito sa lungsod ng Pasig.

Ikinalulugod kong ipahiwatig ko sa iyo ang aking pananaw ukol sa kasalukuyang pakikipagbalitaktakan natin. Ito ay dahil nais kong iparamdam sa iyo na kailangan na natin humunos-dili. Bgek.

Nagpapasalamat ako na hindi ako kumuha ng Humanidades o Sining Komunikasyon noon sa ating taus-pusong minamahal na Unibersidad sapagka't kung ganon ang nangyari ay hindi ko na alam kung saan ako pupulutin oh kung anong edisyon ng Abante ang itatakip sa aking mistulang nakangiting bangkay na rumaragasa ang dugo galing sa ilong. Hindi na pala kasya, pakshet.

Teresa Ibañez
Teresa Ibañez at 6:10pm April 28
You're over-the-top! I'm shaking with laughter.

Cush Marcellus Evangelista
Cush Marcellus Evangelista at 6:19pm April 28
Marunong din ako maglaba.