Devolving Conversations: A Chat Transcript

Devolving Conversations: A Chat Transcript
(Note: There is some colloquial Filipino in this conversation)

X: ello
Y: Ello?
X: so how are you
Y: Shouldn't you be praying?
X: done already, kasama koh knna momy koh tska baby koh kauuwi koh lng
Y: koh?
Y: knna?
X: ou
Y: ou?
X: hmm ok ko , kanina, oo
X: bc???
Y: bc?
X: ok
X: sori i disturb you
Y: No, I am not busy.
Y: What I am doing is questioning why you use so many shortcuts when spelling words.
X: :)
Y: Even if you're using a full-sized QWERTY keyboard.
X: bc
X: :)
Y: Pretty dense aren't we.
X: :)
X: ello
Y: Ello?
X: hi
Y: Hello.
X: hi
X: suplado
Y: Not really.
X: hahaha,not reall
Y: You're one for small talk aren't you?
(X invites Y to view their web cam at this point)
X: ei
Y: Yes?
X: can i see
Y: I don't think you're blind. Or are you?
X: hahaha,patawa ka...
BUZZ!!!
Y: Nasaan ang sunog?
X: walawala
Y: you know what cheater ka
X: alam ko chaka ako ,wag kna tumawa
Y: Now why would I laugh?
X: because you saw me that im ugly
Y: ?
Y: You appear to be very insecure.
X: yes i'am
X: :(
Y: Rejoice then for today, A saviour died for your sins.

(A 30 Minute Lull ensues, I love it, there's an encore)

X: hi again
Y: Hello
X: kamain kna
X: paramdam nmn you
Y: I'm okay. I don't feel sick
X: ayan suplado k nanaman
Y: ?
X: ayaw mo tlaga ako mging frnd
Y: Of course not. What made you think that?
X: feeling koh lng
Y: And what did you feel?
X: ayw mo ko mgng frnd
Y: How so?
X: kc prang d ok seo mgng frnd ako
Y: If that was so then why would I bother chatting with you at all?
(Thought balloon: Why do I bother actually, because Aylavett?)
X: bkt ?
X: obvious
Y: What is obvious?
X: ayaw mo nga ako maging frighten kba skin
Y: No. Just be yourself, don't be pretentious.
X: 22o nmn kea ako noh hndi ako nag prepretend
Y: I see.
X: you see what,feeling ko 2loy napaka mean ko seo
Y: No. I don't think you are mean. I think you should stop using SMS style spelling though.
X: irritating ba pra seo yung ganon
Y: It's not so much as irritating but very sad.
X: sad ang alin po
Y: It appears that you are a very intelligent and hardworking person so I feel you should practice more when it comes to proper spelling. I know you'll get far.
X: i know tnx
(And you thought it was over)
X: bakit wala ka prin gf ngayon
Y: Why not?
X: kc cute ka wonder lng ako
X: aside skin my iba ka pba kachat
Y: I have nice skin?
X: obvious nmn. tinamaan nmn ako sa sinabi mo, kc i have bad skin
Y: You do? What does skin have to do with anything?
X: oo kea nga sobrang jahe ako.
Y: Why, what's wrong with your skin?
X: actually i got allergy when i was there in abroad
Y: Was it Hives? Or maybe Herpes Simplex?
X: my bos gave me soap then my face start to get itchy then pimples until become worst.
Y: OH CRAP!
Y: Alternatively Oh Snap!